ROOS SNOOZE, LOSE AND HEAR BOOS
“IF the Kangaroos comfortably beat England … the engraver can start writing Australia 2008  on the giant silver World...
Triumphs for Calzaghe, Haye and Hatton
IT'S tough to take someone seriously when they walk to work wearing a plastic sumo suit and have their belts waved in the air...
GIANT PLAX HAS LAX VIEWS ON GUNS
WHO hasn't gone to a nightclub and done something which causes pain and anguish after one too many cold drinks? ...
ENGLAND TO MEET ARG ENEMIES
MARTIN Johnson, you have officially used up one of your nine lives as England boss. Despite an alarming run of three consecutive...
SILLY TO STICK WITH STUPID STEVE?
HEARING that Martin Johnson was arranging a press conference to explain his decision to stick with the lumpen Steve Borthwick as England captain ,...
LEGEND BORN AS MANNY PACS A PUNCH
RICKY Hatton roared "Bring on the Pac Man" after seven savage rounds in which Manny Pacquiao made legend Oscar De La Hoya a virtual...
TOURISTS SHOULDN'T TAKE IT LION DOWN
WITH British (and Irish) Lions coach Ian McGeechan publicly announcing that his team needs to ‘get everything right' on next year's South Africa tour,...
HOY IS A WHEELY HAPPY CHAPPY
LEWIS Hamilton must hate the BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards. Last year, after finishing just one point short of world glory in...
CALL THE KOPS – ITS STEVIE G…
 SO we were met this week with the shock news that Steven Gerrard MBE had been arrested and we had this sort of...
WHERE ARE THE WIZARDS OF OZ?
THE LAST time Australia lost a home test series, Whitney Houston was number one in the UK charts with I Will Always Love You...