john-portsmouth-football-club-westwoodPORTSMOUTH. What the fuck’s going on there? Anyone else know?
So they’re relegated, close to not existing and struggling to put out a team because of contract clauses which mean they have to cough up eight squillion pounds if this or that player plays one more game. Or something.
Yet somehow they’ve made it to the FA Cup final after beating Spurs 2-0 in the semi-final after extra time.
“It was the most important goal of my career,” said Kevin Prince-Boatang of his extra-time penalty that made absolutely no difference to the outcome of the match. “I have a lot of friends who will have recorded the match so I will watch it tonight and then again tomorrow, I’ll never get bored of watching it go in.”