AN entrepreneur from North Yorkshire is in trouble with the police for flashing his giant cock out of his store window. But if that all sounds a little too Amsterdam for you, just hold on to your tulips.
Store owner Jason Hadlow’s willy is 4ft and made of stone. His store, Simply Dutch, bills itself as “the most interesting store in the North” and specialises in ornaments. But when a member of the public complained about Hadlow’s cock, police confiscated the offending phallus and fined him £80. If he doesn’t pay the fine to free his willy, he could end up in court.
“It is just another example of overzealous policing. When they told me, I didn’t think they were being serious,” said Hadlow as he crouched in the street to take his daily shit.
“We might have had one or two complaints about it, but most customers loved it as they know the type of things we stock.
“In the past we have had naked stone strippers, Roman and Greek-style statues and all sorts of other weird and wonderful pieces of furniture in the window which haven’t caused such a stir.”
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