Ancelotti GuusFOR those who missed it, the English Premier League season ended last week.
Chelsea have completed a League and Cup double and Burnley, Hull and Portsmouth all got relegated. The rest is all just shouting.
OK from a mathematical perspective we might be wrong but from another, much more real perspective, we’re clearly right.
Chelsea will definitely win the league and Portsmouth beating Spurs in the FA Cup semi-final has guaranteed the Blues another major trophy this season. Meanwhile, Burnley’s defiant ‘you’re coming with us’ 4-1 spanking of Hull, combined with West Ham finally finding some form, has sorted things out at the other end.
Regular readers of BBM know we’ve been predicting Chelsea for the Double ever since Arsenal got knocked out of the FA Cup.
And we’ve been predicting them for the title since the start of the season.
Yet despite the fact they have the best squad in the league by a highly-urbanised mile, Carlo Ancelotti still fully deserves the dose of insincere platitudes through gritted teeth that his managerial rivals will inevitably spout in a couple of weeks.
For one thing, it’s not just a team of auccess-weary egos he’s had to deal with.
First Carlo had to manage the transfer ban. Then half his team fucked off to Africa. Then John Terry and Ashley Cole decided to stick their cocks into anything with a fake tan.
By rights Carlo should be dancing like a marionette to Sir Alex’s mind games by now.
Instead, Chelsea look unbeatable. Well played sir. Although we’ll still be hoping Pompey fuck you up come Cup Final day.