lady_gaga_4jMore wise words from the Alien mothership that is Lady Gaga.
Now professing to be celibate, we have unearthed the story that has been released into the media in order to conceal the fact that the freak harbours no sexual organs whatsoever.
“I’m single right now and I’ve chosen to be single because I don’t have the time to get to know anybody,” she said. “So it’s okay not to have sex, it’s okay to get to know people. I’m celibate, celibacy’s fine.”
The alien is also trying to take over sexual health clinics’ purpose by providing free contraception.
“Something I do want to celebrate with my fans is that it’s okay to be whomever it is that you want to be,” she added.
“You don’t have to have sex to feel good about yourself and if you’re not ready, don’t do it. And if you are ready, there are free condoms given away at my concerts when you’re leaving!”
Speculation has been cast on which health organisations the alien force will target next. Podiatrists be aware. Be very aware.