BRANDON'S HIT IS A MISCH

OH we do love a good old Twitter bitch. Especially when it’s so hate-filled.
Mischa ‘has-been’ Barton had the delightful pleasure of running into her (doesn’t really do anything) greasy ex-boyfriend Brandon Davis at a party recently, so he decided to tweet about the encounter: “Omg. Just realized my ex turned into 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the heifer.”
Basically he’s a complete tool as he used to be fat himself, while Mischa is so stick-thin even bulimics think she’s gone too far.
The one thing we do like about this Brandon character, though, is that he’s responsible for branding Lindsay Lohan ‘Firecrotch’. That was a good one.