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A BOOK documenting the web's most humorous URLs has just been released which gives us an excuse to make fun of things that we're...
Eurovision Wrong Contest
Britain has finally booked itself an appointment with Specsavers this week after once and for all admitting it has lost its Euro-Vision.Yes, it was...
Cruise Likes The Look Of Beckham’s Tackle
IF you ever needed more proof of the harming effects that Scientology has on your mind, Tom Cruise has backed David Beckham to be...
Rusty Pipes Up About Spanking The Monkey
We were starting to think we'd lost our little Russell Brand, but then we remembered that he'll always be in there somewhere, even if...
Spears To Put Career On Ice
Mad bitch Britney Spears has unleashed another little gem to show the world just how bonkers she really is. The raving lunatic has apparently...
He’s A Cy-Bore
IT sounds like something that should have been on The Day Today, but apparently a cybernetics expert in Reading has become the first human...
Eddie Looks For His Funny Bone
Getting caught with transvestite prozzies, having very public paternity tests, and generally being a massive cock, will no doubt damage your public persona a...
A Special Brand Of Love
Hands up who thought Russell Brand only shacked up with Katy Perry because he hoped she might follow up on all that ‘I Kissed...
Michael Likes The Dougl-Ass
Imagine the scene: you're walking down the street and a pervy pensioner staggers towards you wielding naked pictures of his wife, screaming, "These pictures...
The Princess And The Pea
Women everywhere! Be not disheartened by the likes of Ronan Cheating and Tiger Would-shag-anyone. There is a new Romeo in the ranks who reaffirms...