WE CAN'T WAIT FOR SEASON'S GREETINGS
THERE was a single point separating Chelsea and Man Utd in the title race, going into the penultimate weekend. Exciting stuff eh?Well no not...
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HAS anyone else heard the sensational internet rumours doing the rounds about a top Premier League footballer? Word is, that (deleted for legal reasons)...
BUTT OF THE JOKE FOR JOZY
THE big problem for clubs that get relegated from the Premier League is that they're usually still playing top flight wages the following season.There's...
POP IN CIRCUMSTANCES
IF THE global financial crisis has taught normal workaday folk anything, it's that the so-called financial genius five percent of the population who own...
SWITCH IS CHILES PLAY
FOR a fat, comically-accented, barely funny, ugly bloke, Adrian Chiles certainly has a high opinion of himself.Unfortunately, so to do ITV, apparently, as they've...
That’s Torr-n It For Kop
BEING humiliated in the Euro Plate final in front of just under 30,000 vaguely interested Liverpool fans or eternal glory by beating Brazil in...
THAT'S YOUR LOTTI FOR THE SEASON
FOR those who missed it, the English Premier League season ended last week.Chelsea have completed a League and Cup double and Burnley, Hull and...
ENGLAND'S LOSS IS ENGLAND'S GAIN
AHA! We knew it! BBM said last week that having no English clubs in the Champions League semi-finals would help our World Cup campaign.Well...
A QUESTION OF PORT
PORTSMOUTH. What the fuck's going on there? Anyone else know?So they're relegated, close to not existing and struggling to put out a team because...
BARCELONA'S REAL DEAL
REPENT! Repent! The end is nigh! There are no English clubs left in the Champions League, the world as we know it is set...