HAS anyone else heard the sensational internet rumours doing the rounds about a top Premier League footballer?
Word is, that (deleted for legal reasons) got a (deleted for legal reasons)-year-old pregnant which is why he’s (deleted for legal reasons) this season, while his (deleted for legal reasons) was shagging around with a player from Championship side (deleted for legal reasons).
Also, according to the rumours, he’ll be sold to (deleted for legal reasons) in the summer and has sought a (deleted for legal reasons) to stop (deleted for legal reasons) printing the story.
It makes the whole John Terry/ Wayne Bridge thing look like a Womens Institute meeting!
Of course, it could also be a load of old bollocks. Still, it livened up our week.
And remember readers. You heard it here first at (deleted for legal reasons).
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