SWITCH IS CHILES PLAY

FOR a fat, comically-accented, barely funny, ugly bloke, Adrian Chiles certainly has a high opinion of himself.
Unfortunately, so to do ITV, apparently, as they’ve managed to the lure large-breasted Brummy everyman to ‘the other side’ on a four year contract.
So instead of annoying Gordon Strachan and Martin O’Neill on Match of the Day II, he’ll get the chance to annoy the whole country as the face of ITV’s World Cup and Champions League coverage. He’ll also work as main presenter on GMTV.
In other words, you’ll see him every night and every morning for the next four years.
If that doesn’t make you want to stay in Australia permanently we don’t know what will.