He's there day and Knightley
POP quiz hot-shot. If you see someone standing outside a theatre waiting to catch a glimpse of their favourite star are they more likely...
That's why mum's gone to Poundland
IF EVER you need to feel better about your own life, take a look as Kerry Katona's. Honestly, it'll give you more pep than...
Crash Test Dolly
PUSSYCAT Doll fitty Nicole Scherzinger and the bloke who's only famous because he used to drive a fast car, Lewis Hamilton, have split up....
A Who-ge Sigh Of Relief For The Doctor
THE new Doctor Who bloke, Matt Smith, has already made himself unpopular with a specific group of pasty-faced fans after coming out with the...
On Me Head (Simp) Son
DESPITE previously offering guest star roles to Larry Hagman, Gary Busey and George Takei, The Simpsons apparently turned down David Beckham for a role...
Beauty and the Beast
DESPITE being a world heavyweight boxing champion, anvil-faced Russian slugger Wladimir Klitschko is definitely punching above his weight. The giant munter, who is currently...
Sherlock Homo
THE owners of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's literary estate have threatened to withdraw Guy Ritchie's rights to the Sherlock Holmes story if he turns...
An Eminem's addiction
WE can only imagine the conversation between Elton John and Eminem this week after the be-wigged queen of pop admitted he'd been helping the...
Reid all about her in Playboy
WHAT an age we live in when a gorgeous female star who's hit hard times can simply get her tits out to get her...