Kate Singlet

• A FAMOUS Hollywood actress is back on the singles market boys but don't get your cocks out just yet: it's Kate Winslet.Weird-looking Winslet...

"WHATEVER happened to Corey Haim?"

• "WHATEVER happened to Corey Haim?" crooned The Thrills back in 2004.Well he's fucking dead boys. Happy now?The Lost Boys star, 38, was found...
Ke$ha

You May Kesh the Bride

AS much as we quite like the whisky swilling, cave-girl haired, glitter covered tramp that is Ke$ha, we doubt very much that Katy Perry...
kerry katona

Cash & Kerry for Classy Kroft

WE at BBM are wondering how long it will be before an angry mob form and hunt down the sadistic shithead that is Mark...
lily allen

Un-rock 'n' roll Lily

YOU can't get much more un-rock n' roll than crying at your own gig now can you? Well that's just what pop "hard" woman...
amy cole

Cole to Arms

ASHLEY Cole is reportedly shitting it over the tell-all, hour-long interview that Chezza is planning for May with Piers Morgan. Although the interview was...
The Best Of November's Jokes

A Carlos Whisper

So they have arguably the best and by far the most well paid job on the earth but it seems that at the moment...
lindsweb

Lindsay takes it up the Ronson

WITH Valentine's Day just around the corner, nothing gets a man's attention more than those three simple words - lesbian cat fight. Not since...
avatarweb

You're Avan a laugh

WHENEVER we're having a hard time or feel angry about anything, we say to ourselves: "What would JC do?" We're talking, of course, about...
keshaweb

Kesha signs off

FOLLOWING in the footsteps of Katy Perry and Lady Gaga, pop's latest one-woman marketing campaign , Ke$ha, has done something outrageous, but not really...