Ke$haAS much as we quite like the whisky swilling, cave-girl haired, glitter covered tramp that is Ke$ha, we doubt very much that Katy Perry and Russell Brand want her at their wedding.
In a recent interview the barmy banshee mentioned that she hoped Katy would ask her to be a bridesmaid and then maybe Russell could introduce her to an available Brit.
Us Brits may enjoy swigging a lot of alcohol on a binge-drinking basis, but it’s doubtful that many men actually like going out with a girl who uses JD rather than Macleans.
Maybe try France love, at least they use wine.