The Man Versus Machine – Politician Hires Robot To Run His Campaign
If dark dystopian future sci-fi flicks like Terminator, the Matrix, Blade Runner and, erm, Wall-E have taught us anything, it's that robots can't be...
Psycho Man Chases Naked Love Cheat Through The Streets Of Rio
Filthy Affair Laid Bare
It's been a desperate, clichéd plot for unfunny sitcoms for decades, and now the classic joke of "naked man gets locked...
Grandad Still Alive After Cremation
Over the years, BBM has done our fair share of stories about old people who were pronounced dead at the hospital in Nairobi or...
Woman Keeps Dead Husband's Body In House For 4 Months
Sleeping Beauty - a fairy-tale as old as time, complete with Prince Charming, a wicked witch and some manky fruit.
But take off the Disney...
Automatic Vacuum Cleaner Smears Pooh All Over House
Oil and water, pink and blue, fat girls and leggings. Some things in this world just don’t mix well. Courtney Cox and facial expressions...
Best Man Steals Stag Do Fund
For any would-be bride or groom, being a good judge of character is a pretty useful skill when you're thinking of spending the rest...
KFC Launch Chicken Flavoured Sunscreen
The Colonel at KFC may look like an old-timey, deep-south racist, but his marketing skills are as sharp as ever after the finger lickin'...
Man Sues School For Having A Stupid Son
It's well-known that socioeconomic factors play a big role in how well a child does at school. Kids from broken homes, rough areas or...
Honk If You’re Horny
Usually it’s just tradies who stick their tools in the back of vans but that wasn’t the case last month when Ohio man Michael...
Man Gets Head During Sex
An outdoor sex session between two kinky lovers went off the rails recently when the woman was decapitated by a passing train. Yeesh. Even...