Oil and water, pink and blue, fat girls and leggings. Some things in this world just don’t mix well. Courtney Cox and facial expressions is another.
And now we can add robot vacuum cleaners and dog poo to the list. Confused? So was Arkansas man Jesse Newton when he woke up at 3am after smelling something horrible and found his entire front room floor smeared in dog shit.
Apparently his Roomba, which is set to vacuum each night at 1.30am, had run over a little present his puppy had left behind and … you can guess the rest.
“Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop,” he said after the pootastrophe. “It will be on your floorboards. It will be on your furniture legs. It will be on your carpets. It will be on your rugs. It will be on your kids’ toy boxes. If it’s near the floor, it will have poop on it.”