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Usually it’s just tradies who stick their tools in the back of vans but that wasn’t the case last month when Ohio man Michael Henson was arrested for having sex with one.
After already attracting the attention of locals by pulling down his pants down and swinging on a stop sign, a woman then saw Henson remove his shorts and place his genitals in the front grill of a van that was parked on the street. Apparently he did this for a while then appeared to pass out in a nearby yard.
Unsurprisingly, when police arrived, he was heavily intoxicated and was duly charged with public indecency
Guess that’s what they mean by auto-erotic.