Ask Crystal August 2013

Crystal is always here (except when she's being a cougar about town, showing the young women of today how to grind up against the...

Crystal Balls Advice July 2013

Write to our resident psychic Crystal to have all your problems solved! You can send submissions to [email protected]. Dear Crystal, I've never had much luck with...

Crystal Balls Advice

No problem's too big or small, so if you have a problem and you want some advice then don't be afraid to write to...

Crystal Balls Advice Column

No problem's too big or small, so if you have a problem and you want some advice then don't be afraid to write to...

Crystal Balls August Advice Column

No problem's too big or small, so if you have a problem and you want some advice then don't be afraid to write to...

Ask Crystal – July

Crystal is always here (except when she's being a cougar about town, showing the young women of today how to grind up against the...

Crystal Balls – May

Our resident agony aunt-come-psychic is back to advise all you snivelling losers on your problems from shacking up and getting jiggy with farmyard animals...

Ask Crystal – April

Dear Crystal, Ever since I was a little girl, I've been fascinated by gorillas. There is something magical and exciting about these magnificent beasts, and...
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Ask Crystal – March

Dear Crystal, I'm trying to make a suit out of human skin but I'm having real trouble trying to get the shoulders right. I've killed...

Ask Crystal 606

Dear Crystal, I think I might be gay as I've started to fall in love with my best friend. The problem is, I'm married. My...