Geldof – The North London Grinch
Geldof - The North London Grinch We like the audacity Britain's wealthiest hobo impersonator has to talk about hating his Christmas hit, 'Do They...
Elton – You Bitch
Elton - You Bitch We reckon Elton John can soon expect his car to get egged and his house T-P'd after the comments he's...
The Mature Category
The Mature Category Looks like the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree for X Factor's most irritating hated contestant yet. Katie Waissel,...
Ticket trouble
JOBLESS Welsh scrounger Charlotte Williams has picked up so many parking tickets she's been given 42 years to pay them off at £5 a...
Ice, Ice Baby
ALRIGHT stop. Colloborate and listen, ice is back with a brand new invention. Yes ‘ice, ice baby' is indeed back as God prepares to...
Money for nothing
DID you know that around £1 billion is lost by the Government each year through benefit chiefs giving out too much money? That's quite...
Private problem
THEY'VE only been in power a couple of months but the Tories are already flogging off our national institutions with the news that a...
Dog days are over
SAD, sad news people. Britain's biggest dog has died - and no we're not talking about Katie Price.The "hilariously" named Great Dane, Tiny, measured...
The Price is Right
WE presume you have better things to do than follow Katie ‘Jordan' Price on Twitter every minute of the day, so we'll break the...
Keeping Mom-sen
IT'S a transformation that Lady Gaga would be proud of - Taylor Momsen's spiral fromGirl-Next-Door to Courtney Love's lovechild. Seriously, look at the photo...