ALRIGHT stop. Colloborate and listen, ice is back with a brand new invention.
Yes ‘ice, ice baby’ is indeed back as God prepares to take a giant white dump on Britain in the form of a 10-day chillathon.
The MET office say up to 10 inches of snow land in higher parts of the country. BBM understands Arsenal have already imported several truckloads of black gloves for their team of fragile foreign youngsters.
Severe weather warnings have been issued for icy roads and heavy snows across the north-east, Yorkshire and Humber, East Midlands, the east and south-west of England as well as parts of Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales. Everywhere north of Watford basically then.