Elton – You Bitch
We reckon Elton John can soon expect his car to get egged and his house T-P’d after the comments he’s been making about Northern monkey’s Liam and Noel Gallagher. On talking about Oasis’ success back in the 90’s Sir Elt said, “They were enormous in Britain, they were enormous in America and they went over there and argued between themselves and cancelled the tour and they never broke America. You only get it once, and if you blow it, it’s gone. You can’t not regret that.
I always thought, ‘You stupid sods. You’ll never get that opportunity again’.” He then went on to make some unfathomable comments that bulgar wheat eating Chris Martin, and charity pansy Bono are more man than beer swilling, tooth spitting Liam, saying, “You know, it’s the boys from the men. Coldplay, Muse, U2, POLICE, all those bands. They’re the men, and all the rest are boys.” Between Sting’s tantric sex and the thought of having to hear about the benefits of being a vegan from Gwenyth Paltrow’s indoctrinated shell of a husband – think we’d rather have a drink with the Gallaghers.