QUENT WILL I BE FAMOUS AGAIN?
We don't know whether the news about Lindsay Lohan's career being salvaged by Quentin Tarantino makes us happy, sad, nostalgic or down right scared....
BRANDON'S HIT IS A MISCH
OH we do love a good old Twitter bitch. Especially when it's so hate-filled. Mischa ‘has-been' Barton had the delightful pleasure of running into...
LADY AIN'T A TRAMP
More wise words from the Alien mothership that is Lady Gaga. Now professing to be celibate, we have unearthed the story that has been...
SHOP'S BIG COCK UP
AN entrepreneur from North Yorkshire is in trouble with the police for flashing his giant cock out of his store window. But if that...
NO JOKER IN THE CRAIC
News flash! Bunking off school can have its rewards. Just like jailbird son Ronnie O'Sullivan, who no doubt missed a few classes here and...
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE ABSURD KIND
WHEN it comes to taking dodgy jokes too far, we always thought our lengthy coverage of the tragic Jade Goody story would take some...
QUICK WAY TO MEAT YOUR MAKER
SALADS at McDonalds. Come on people, if you're going to eat fast food you should do it properly. We want MEAT! Unhealthy, unnamed and...
KID TAKES THINGS TOO FARM
IT'S a well known mathematical fact that the more friends you have on Facebook, the less friends you have in real life.And it doesn't...
ELTON GOES GAGA FOR BOND THEME
IF THERE'S one iron law of pop music, it's that as soon as the ‘next big thing' comes along, the usual parade of ageing...
DAWN OF THE DEAD MARRIAGE
The longest running joke in British history has finally come to an end. Yes, British "comedians" Dawn French and Lenny Henry have announced that...