farmvilleIT’S a well known mathematical fact that the more friends you have on Facebook, the less friends you have in real life.
And it doesn’t matter how many apple trees you’ve planted, how many neighbours you’ve helped or which colour ribbon you’ve just been awarded, people who play Farmville are the biggest losers of the whole sorry bunch.So stop ‘requesting help’ from BBM when we’re in the middle of a Scrabble tournament losers!
But for geekiness gone too far look no further than a 12-year-old Brit boy who spent over £600 trying to improve his farm, before his mum started noticing her credit card bills.
“The first use of my card was on 14 March,” said his mum, who wished to remain anonymous, presumably so she can’t be held to account for producing such a fucking loser of a son.
“I discovered it on the 29th and the card was stopped at that point. Any transactions after that date were already in the system, so what I thought was a £427 spend turned into £625 over the next few days.”
“When I asked him why he did it he said that they had brought out ‘good stuff that I wanted’.”