The Irish Aren’t Quitters
IN POSSIBLY the most predictable survey of all time, the Irish Government has discovered that 90 percent of all smokers think it would be...
sweet child o’ nicot-ine
WE shouldn't laugh. Really. But there are reports from Indonesia of a two-year-old with a 40-cigarrette a day smoking habit. That's not funny, obviously,...
Bank Job Plan Is Dynamite
BUMBLING criminals in Germany took the phrase ‘you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off' to new heights this week - after blowing...
Jinxed Number Ups Murder R8
AHH the good old urban myth. They're always gripping, always disturbing and they always end with the words "it happened to a friend of...
An Execellent Love Market
AS the absence of our left testicle proves, it's not a good idea to arrange a trip to see your ex-girlfriend if your current...
Kate's Love Hole
A rolling stone might gather no Moss, but a skanky crack-head apparently does. Rock's reigning trash queen Courtney Love has claimed she had a...
Peaches Nips Out
It would appear that Britain's rubbish answer to any of the following: Paris Hilton, any Kardashian, or Kimberley Stewart (you know, people who are...
Kerry's got the Painters In
WE don't need another hero!So sang Tina Turner on her 1980s hit smash Nutbush City Limits. And how accurate the be-wigged warbler's words have...
A county too far
AUSSIES wouldn't bat an eyelid at driving a couple of hundred kilometres for a day out, but the British and Irish have a completely...
Over the Strongbow
AT first she was the voice of an angel.That soon degenerated into the mouth of a sailor and it wasn't until she developed the...