nuclear-explosionBUMBLING criminals in Germany took the phrase ‘you’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off’ to new heights this week – after blowing up an entire bank.
The would-be robbers were forced to leave empty-handed after misjudging the amount of explosives they needed and reducing the bank to a pile of rubble.
“The explosion was so big, they had to run away without the money,” said local police spokesman Niels Borgmann.
“Something evidently didn’t work the way the robbers wanted it to,” he added.
Brilliant bit of detective work there Niels. What gave it away?