Kelis Scream 4 Oct 2010
Entering with a repetitive piano riff, Scream will certainly pique most music boffs interest, as you can instantly tell it's heading off somewhere, and...
Which old witch
Lets face it, the biggest threat the modern world faces in these uncertain times is not terrorism or natural disasters. Dear reader, it is...
Sea-biscuit's up the duff
Ok, that's a bit mean, but the girl does somewhat resemble a horse. It's smiles all round for Penelope Cruz and Spanish actor husband...
Wham Bam you can't beat the Man
George Michael's done it again. After several previous brushes with the law, the Careless Whisper singer has been sentenced to 8 weeks behind bars,...
Cracking on
You've kind of got to love a bit of a rock n'roll story, no matter how debauched it is. 63-year-old Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood...
The epitome of a dumb blonde..
Following Paris Hilton's arrest the other week when she was found carrying cocaine, it looks like things are really not going her way, for...
Rooney caught off-side
, cheated on his wife with a prostitute...ok we won't be that lazy. Wayne Rooney has been exposed for cheating on his wife and...
Poker-on-your-face
Lady Gaga, physically and mentally sick, no way! We would never have guessed, not even from her stage name. Former manager of the half...
Paris' bad habit
We're highly aware you're going to think that we're just recycling our news, but honestly - we're not that lazy. Paris Hilton has been...
Strictly Come Fighting
You can take the girl out of the street, but never the street out of the girl. Singer and Strictly Come Dancing judge,...