Girl's Not Allowed
As Nadine Coyle sets out to blast Cheryl Cole out of the charts with her futile pop attempts - it would appear she is...
Takeover Earth
In a story leftover from our "End of the World" issue last week, the brains at the UN have appointed a Malaysian woman to...
Justin's got Bieber Fever
Yes, we know he's like a toddler and has already made more money than we will ever make in our pathetic little lives, but...
Crouchey Scores Again – Despite the Odds
So it's official WAG's have no balls - whatsoever. Abbey Clancy is said to be marrying her cheating fiancé Peter Crouch as she is...
Nazi Helmets a Bargain in Bodrum
Whilst holidaying in a widely Muslim country the last thing you'd expect to see on offer in a local supermarket is a Nazi helmet...
Deodorant Being Developed for New Zealand Birds
No it's not what you're thinking - despite however much you may think it is needed. The ‘New Zealand birds' in question are those...
George Michael on Self-harm Watch
Jailbird George Michael has allegedly been placed on suicide watch, which he will remain on until the end of his stint in Pentonville Prison,...
Liar Li-Lo
No we're not singing, we're just taking Lindsay Lohan as seriously as she takes her substance abuse problem. We're glad that when we reported...
Whoever Said Facebook was Evil?
Yes ok, so we're fully aware that Facebook's primary function is to snoop on your exes and hate on their new squeezes, or to...
Jude's Law
Sienna Millar and Sadie Frost have apparently had to put their differences aside for the sake of the kids. Sadie has been notoriously frosty...