No we’re not singing, we’re just taking Lindsay Lohan as seriously as she takes her substance abuse problem. We’re glad that when we reported on Linsday Lohan failing her drugs test the other day we saw through her lies when she tweeted, “I’m taking responsibility for my actions and am prepared to face the consequences”. That’s cause we are smart! However it would turn out that a friend was advising her how to make it sound personal and heartfelt, a witness has claimed the following run of events, “Her friend would say, ‘No, use ‘setback,’ don’t say ‘mistake.’ They’ll say you make mistakes all the time!” The friend went on, “It’s better to say you’re responsible. Denying it will just get everyone mad per usual.” The source continued on Lindsanity’s actions, when she even joked about drinking whiskey, telling friends: “What are you gonna do?” I’m ill” — making air quotes with her fingers.” And just to add to the pisspot that is the coldren of Lohan mayhem her fame whoring mother was overheard talking to friends saying, “Who cares if it’s true? Our new team is like a machine. They’ll squash this.” Personally we think that they should just shove all the Lohans in a looney bin and be done with them.