Crouchey Scores Again – Despite the Odds

So it’s official WAG’s have no balls – whatsoever. Abbey Clancy is said to be marrying her cheating fiancé Peter Crouch as she is expecting their first baby, which came as a shock after the revelations that he cheated on her with a hooker back in July. The £70,000-a-week Spurs and England striker has booked an island paradise on the picturesque Lake Garda in Italy for the ceremony next June. Amongst other A-list football folk joining the couple on their “special” day, love rat Rooney is said to be on the guest list for the momentous occasion – no doubt with Coleen on his arm after she took his sorry ass back also after cheating on her with a prossie. We have to say that this does in fact leave Cheryl Cole as the only WAG in history to actually stick two fingers up to a cheating premiership partner and say ‘Do one!’ Henceforth we have no respect for these spineless women who just keep on taking the crap in order to keep their lavish lifestyles. I might burn my bra and snap the heels off of my stilettos right this second.