Gran of Attack
“STAND back Iceman, Spiderman, Superman, Batman and Robin too! Don’t wanna cause a ruckus with B.A. Barracus, but I got a match for you....
Doctor’s Balls Up
LOOKS like doctors dropped a ball when they diagnosed Nathan Lippett with testicular cancer. Literally. After chopping off one of his bollocks convinced it...
Stars in their Lies
THERE’S a great new game taking the nation by storm in the UK this week. It shits all over Deal Or No Deal, waves...
Can He Be a Ninja? Shurikan
HE’S a killer clad in black, a master of stealth and surprise trained to deadly effect by a martial arts master and sworn to...
Kerr-Bloom!
BBM were really hoping that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom would use both names for their new kid - you can’t deny having Kerr-Bloom...
Anne’s Bat Crazy
INSTEAD of being punished for that god-awful Love and Other Drugs, it seems somebody was distracted by Anne Hathaway’s boobs on the big screen...
Smells like Sheen Spirit
LOOK at Charlie Sheen, living the life. Stop acting so concerned and admit it, you’re bloody jealous aren’t you?  The human carcrash spent...
Lindsay Lo-Point
POOR Lindsay Lohan just can’t seem to put a foot right. And we’re not referring to her inability to walk a straight line....
Cocked and Locked
GEEZ, things just keep getting worse and worse. Elderly couples go missing, more people are stabbed and a young woman is attacked while jogging....
Clean Up Your Act
WATCHING a showbiz dwarf pull a vacuum cleaner around with his penis. It may seem like harmless family entertainment, but what if that...