LOOKS like doctors dropped a ball when they diagnosed Nathan Lippett with testicular cancer. Literally.
After chopping off one of his bollocks convinced it was cancerous, they conducted tests on it and three weeks later discovered it was just a cyst that looked a bit like cancer.
“I feel like someone has stolen my manhood,” said 18-year-old Nathan from Carlisle.
“My chances of having children are now reduced and having a testicle removed has really knocked my confidence and self-esteem.”
Following the procedure, Nathan launched his own website and took part in a number of fundraising activities to raise cash for Testicular Cancer charities. Good work and all that but in light of what followed, surely that makes him a fraud as well?
Fuck off Nathan. Raising money for bollock cancer when you haven’t even got it. Disgusting.