POOR Lindsay Lohan just can’t seem to put a foot right. And we’re not referring to her inability to walk a straight line.


Since leaving the Betty Ford clinic it’s been a bit of a rollercoaster ride for Lindsay who has been both praised and slighted this week.


In the latest blow to Lindsay’s fading career, Donald Trump has denied her request for a spot on this year’s Celebrity Apprentice. He defends his decision claiming that “Lindsay has to straighten herself out first.”


It seems her parents believe she already has. Lohan’s father Michael says she’s passed up to ten random drug and alcohol tests in two weeks. She’s failed the other four but that’s beside the point.


According to RadarOnline.com Michael said, “Lindsay is doing four or five tests a week and she has passed all of them with flying colors.”


Flying colours? Sounds like shrooms to us.


Lindsay spent a quiet night in on Sunday to watch the Golden Globes and is said to be enjoying the highs and lows of her new low-key lifestyle. Well, mainly the highs we assume.


In other news the new Celebrity Apprentice cast includes Meatloaf and… well, who really cares who else?