Arsenal Give Ramsey A Leg Up
DESPITE having one of his legs removed on the pitch by the midfield surgeons of Stoke City, Arsenal's blind faith in kids has shone...
Boxing Sheilaroos
AUSTRALIA came within a whisker of having their World Cup confidence shattered on the eve of the big one after a lucky win over...
Holloway’s Hollow Talk
THEY'VE only been in the Premier League for five minutes but Blackpool have already been given tempting odds of 16-1 to claim the lowest points...
Jose’s Royal Appointment
JOSE Mourinho and Real Madrid. Jesus titty-fucking Christ.It still wasn't official at the time of going to press, but the chances of treble-winning Jose...
Evil Empire will go Fourth
IS Tottenham winning a Champions League place one of the greatest footballing achievements of the last few years? Or is it just a sad...
United Kop it from Reds
MY, my isn’t it exciting? The title race has gone down to the very last game of the season.Heavens aren’t us football fans lucky....
McClaren Strikes Gold
IN a damning indictment of how low the standard of the Dutch national league has fallen, a team managed by Steve ‘Goldmember’ McClaren have...
Weekend Fixtures
IF there’s one man who represents everything Arsenal hate, an anti-Arsene if you will, it’s Sam Allardyce.He may wear one of those stupid ear...
Kitson Stokes Up trouble
THERE’S clearly something in the water in Stoke. Some kind of supervillain-created toxic agent that increases a man’s testosterone levels so that they resort...
barmy european laws
IS Tottenham winning a Champions League place one of the greatest footballing achievements of the last few years? Or is it just a sad...