WOODS MASTERS THE ART OF SPIN
SINCE BBM went to print before the final round at Augusta, we've got no idea whether Tiger Woods managed to stop having sex for...
SEMENYA FORECAST'S RETURN
THE world's most famous hermaphrodite, Caster Semenya (left), is set to return to competitive action in Spain on 24 June. Semenya hasn't raced since...
Jose Mourinho
HEY! When the bejaysus did England stop being THE force in European club football?No sooner have Liverpool been laughed out of the all-important Not-really-champions...
Pete’s Agass-t at verbal volley
Despite both players having retired years ago, the rivalry between Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi was turned up a notch last year with the...
Horny Tiger Woods
GET ready for the media circus of the year. Tiger "sex addict" Woods has announced his return to golf will come at the 2010...
Cuckoo's Nest Tyson
"WE got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"The decapitation of avian species, it would seem, has long galvanised us humans...
Mart Unhappy With Lengthy Fourplay
AT the time of going to press, Aston Villa are unbeaten in the league in 2010, have games in hand on their nearest rivals...
Iain Dowie as Hull manager
THERE'S no doubt that Phil Browny-orangecolour did a terrific job at Hull City. Unfortunately, that job ended about a year ago. Since then he's...
No Way Beck
SAY what you like about nasal-voiced poncey twat David Beckham, he gives it his all for England.Unfortunately, his ‘all' these days generally means wheezing...
Arry has a brazilian
IN the age of transfer windows and loan restrictions, it's ‘Arry Redknapp who we feel most sorry for.A week in football just isn't the...