Cuckoo's Nest Tyson

“WE got no food, no jobs… our PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!”
The decapitation of avian species, it would seem, has long galvanised us humans to do great things.
In Dumb and Dumber, it inspired Harry and Lloyd to go to Aspen in search of love.
For circus freak Mike Tyson, the sight of seeing a bully rip the head off of one of his racing pigeons, inspired him to use his anger to become boxing world heavyweight champion.
And later a rapist and freak.
Now Tyson is set to go all Geordie Racer on us again and have his own reality show called Taking On Tyson for Animal Planet, in which he’ll rear, train and race pigeons.
Then, presumably, bite their heads off.