Horny Tiger Woods

GET ready for the media circus of the year. Tiger “sex addict” Woods has announced his return to golf will come at the 2010 Masters in Augusta.
“The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it’s been a while since I last played,” he guffed in a statment.
For woods, the Masters will be the first time he’ll get to bury his balls into 18 different holes since his double life was exposed.