Pablo Gets Hammered
AS A general rule of thumb, it's generally not a great idea to piss off fans at your new club before you've even signed...
Hand Bull For Theory
HIS impromptu netball skills denied Ireland a World Cup place, then he was there to watch as the French team imploded under the weight...
England Not That Fab
IT'S official! The FIFA World Cup 2010 was England's worst ever performance. Fabio's flops were officially ranked 13th of the 32 teams competing -...
Dutch After Howard's End
THERE was a weird sense of pride back home when Howard Webb (pictured) was given the referee's armband for the World Cup final. Never...
Masch-ing His Desire
JAVIER MASCHERANO has winked at Rafa Benitez and lifted his skirt up to reveal black and blue frilly knickers after his agent claimed Javier...
Forlan Hero
DIEGO ‘scourge of Liverpool' Forlan was named the winner of the Golden Ball as the best player of the World Cup, presumably pipping Emile...
Carlo's Re-Bourne
EIGHT months after crockin' his noggin in a motorbike accident, Carlo ‘can he play for England?' Cudicini has made his return to the game....
SBS: Seriously Bloody Stupid
So, the World Cup has drawn to a close. And, apart from a few criticisms (bad refereeing, bad ball, those horns) it was generally...
Bully Not For You
JIMMY ‘no knees' Bullard appears to have fallen foul of Celtic's ‘pensioners only' transfer policy after his season-long loan move fell through. Celtic, who...
Return Of The Chosen One
Jose Mourinho has been missed in The Premiership. His wit, his passion, his wild arrogance and suave elegance. Not to mention his run-ins with...