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A LANDING STRIP AN "emotionally disturbed" passenger who stripped naked on a flight from Chicago to NewYork will not be charged by police. Instead,...

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Elton – You Bitch

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Hakuna Matata (W News)

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IF you're going to go to the trouble of stealing an animal from the zoo, you have to be sure you're happy with your...
Pipe Down (W News)

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SOMETIMES it's good to have good Neighbours. It's like that time when Bouncer saved Madge from the fire, or when Karl helped Susan through...
Withdrawal Symptoms (World News)

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