A LANDING STRIP

AN “emotionally disturbed” passenger who stripped naked on a flight from Chicago to New
York will not be charged by police. Instead, they have been offered a promising position with
the BBM team – if you know what we mean.

The woman stripped naked during the flight, with flight attendants trying in vain to cover her
with a blanket while she yelled “No!” And if there’s one thing we’ve learnt in our years of
sexual harrassment training, no means no.

She was restrained on the plane and taken into custody after the plane had landed and all
passengers had departed.

A spokeswoman said there was no interference with the flight, well, unless you count the
mysterious ‘quiet turbulence’ that delayed the flight for a couple of hours while the pilot
reviewed security footage of the passengers.