Pipe Down (W News)SOMETIMES it’s good to have good Neighbours. It’s like that time when Bouncer saved Madge from the fire, or when Karl helped Susan through her amnesia. Good times.

Anyway, a Paris woman seemed to lack the love and friendship of Ramsay Street during the past three weeks when she was stuck in her bathroom. She became stuck after the bathroom door lock broke, surviving by drinking warm water from the tap.

However, and this is the kicker, every night she tried to call for help by tapping on some piping. But neighbours in the apartment block said they thought someone was doing home repair work and launched a petition to have the tapping stopped. How thoughtful, especially in the city of love.