Golfer lied about her handicap
POOR old cripple Valerie Lewis. Despite telling social workers she was a “virtual prisoner in her own home" and that walking outdoors was "virtually...
Money mountain bike
TIMES are tough back in Ireland and money is hard to come by. Not so for innovative two-year-old Katie Campbell who has received...
Better dead than Jed
UNFATHOMABLY, it seems we’re in for at least another year of watching talentless twin fuckwits Jedward after their panto performance in Dublin proved...
Relaxing on a lilo
 UNLIKE many ‘stars on the rise’, good old Tom Hardy is making a name for himself and extending his fifteen minutes.  ...
Kanye’s a dope
We’d like to break it to you people, there is now proof that God, and karma both exist. Kanye West is finally getting...
Taylor Dumbsen
Well that was pretty reckless of you Taylor Momsen. The try hard Gossip Girl turned rubbish rocker recently managed...
CHURCH INSULTS THE QUEEN
We Brit's will put up with a lot but when it come to insulting our sovereign, Queen Elizabeth II, well that's just crossing the...
THAT'S SOME OLD PUSSY
At 39 years old (that’s 172 in human years) Lucy is the oldest cat known. Living in South Wales with her owner Bill Thomas,...
Flash git on the scene
ADMITTEDLY, when it comes to pleasures of the flesh, BBM can be a little bit too direct for some women. Our idea of foreplay,...
We warned you!
We warned you!  Silly sod, Liz Hurley, she really shouldn’t try and have her cake and eat it! The 45-year-old’s midlife crisis is...