Smarter than the average Bear
FUNDSDALENÂ turned out to not be so much fun for a 12-year-old boy when he fell into a cave whilst skiing and was mauled by...
For Added Alcohol Absorption
BBM is usually mistaken as an expert on binge drinking. If anything, we're fringe drinkers; when we're so desperate for alcohol that we suck...
Dont Talk to Strangers
BBM has always believed in giving credit where credit's due. That's why we're here to commend Melissa Willis for not doing drugs in front...
Mamma Mia!
SOME criminals are so sly, while some just have the munchies. Here's a tip; if you're going to rob a pizza delivery driver, it's...
What came first? The Chicken or Lady Gaga
A CAMBRIDGE woman has discovered the chicken equivalent of Lady Gaga after studying one of her hens and realising she might have a secret...
Hole lotta luck
A mashed-up factory worker is lucky to be alive after being pushed through a five-inch gap during an accident at work. BBM knows for...
Squirrell's crappy day
IF watching the DVD extras of Anchorman has taught BBM anything, it's that it's possible to "poop" many things - like a hammer, or...
E-Male Idiots
EVER had a lewd and lurid email conversation with a friend or colleague about a girl at work (say, for a totally random example,...
Sacked for Teabagging
HE was once hailed as a hero for tackling an armed robber at the Co-op store he worked in, but now James Alden has...
What an F-whit
BBM got in trouble last week for playing Rebecca Black’s Friday on YouTube all-day Friday. Not because her or her friends are attractive, they...