Photo of Alcohol-Free TamponBBM is usually mistaken as an expert on binge drinking. If anything, we’re fringe drinkers; when we’re so desperate for alcohol that we suck our fringe to drink what’s left of the Bacardi Breezer our ex threw at us a couple of days ago.

But we are well and truly impressed at the new craze hitting Germany, where girls use tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell.

If any story needed padding out, it’s this one.

Police have denied that it was an effective way to get drunk, especially for boys who have been using tampons anally.

There’s nothing fun about getting drunk and shoving stuff up your arse. Just ask Richard Gere and this little guy…