Friendly rodent with toilet paperIF watching the DVD extras of Anchorman has taught BBM anything, it’s that it’s possible to “poop” many things – like a hammer, or a Cornish game hen.

But British businessman Duncan Goose was a tad surprised when he went for a crap in his hotel room in Malawi and found that the bloke before him hadn’t flushed – after shitting out a live squirrel.

“I was concerned it was going to jump out and bite me,” said Goose. “So I put the lid back down and left it for a minute as I wasn’t sure what to do.”

Of course the squirrel could have just climbed into the toilet and got stuck but we prefer our side of the story.