Funny Horoscopes

Funny Horoscopes

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Crystal Balls June 2019

  BBM’s very own resident psychic, Crystal Balls, tells your fortune for the month in her very very special way… CAPRICORN You’re apprehended by police after castrating the band Five Seconds of Summer. However, not only do...
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Crystal Balls Horoscopes January 2015

  BBM’s very own resident psychic, Crystal Balls, tells your fortune for the month in her very very special way… SCORPIO Disappointment is in store this month when your performance as “Buttons” in the local panto production...
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Crystal Balls March 2015

  BBM’s very own resident psychic, Crystal Balls, tells your fortune for the month in her very, very special way… CAPRICORN You are forced to choose sides as gang-related violence erupts on the streets of Australia’s major...
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Crystal Balls April 2015

  BBM’s very own resident psychic, Crystal Balls, tells your fortune for the month in her very, very special way… SCORPIO Move over Superman and Spiderman, after being bitten in a jazz club by a radioactive percussionist...
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Crystal Balls February 2016

BBM’s very own resident psychic, Crystal Balls, tells your fortune for the month in her very, very special way… Aquarius What to get that special someone for Valentine’s Day? A bunch of roses perhaps? Jewellery even?...
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Crystal Balls April 2016

BBM’s very own resident psychic, Crystal Balls, tells your fortune for the month in her regular special way... Leo Congratulations! You are named employee of the month. You use the opportunity to make a speech about the importance...