Funny Horoscopes

Funny Horoscopes

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Crystal Balls March 2015

  BBM’s very own resident psychic, Crystal Balls, tells your fortune for the month in her very, very special way… CAPRICORN You are forced to choose sides as gang-related violence erupts on the streets of Australia’s major...
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Crystal Balls April 2015

  BBM’s very own resident psychic, Crystal Balls, tells your fortune for the month in her very, very special way… SCORPIO Move over Superman and Spiderman, after being bitten in a jazz club by a radioactive percussionist...
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Crystal Balls February 2016

BBM’s very own resident psychic, Crystal Balls, tells your fortune for the month in her very, very special way… Aquarius What to get that special someone for Valentine’s Day? A bunch of roses perhaps? Jewellery even?...
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Crystal Balls April 2016

BBM’s very own resident psychic, Crystal Balls, tells your fortune for the month in her regular special way... Leo Congratulations! You are named employee of the month. You use the opportunity to make a speech about the importance...
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August Horoscopes with Crystal Balls

It's your birthday dear Leo, so remember to invest in wrinkle cream and asses milk as you'll be needing the help. But it's not all about you, so here are Crystal's horoscope predictions for...
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Crystal Balls July 2017

Sagittarius In a damning investigative report by the Daily Telegraph involving a hidden camera and a "fake sheik", the owner of the Sagittarius brand is caught on tape snorting cocaine and bragging about how he...