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Crystal Balls-Issue 600

AriesYou can smell something fishy and it seems your pet cat is getting a taste of it too. But this isn’t New Zealand and we don’t condone bestiality - even if you play Rugby...
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Crystal Balls 601

AriesYour time in Australia is nearly up. You have become a different person since you arrived in the land down under 12 months ago. Back then you were a bit of a tit but...
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Crystal Balls 603

AriesYOU sir are a true hero. Your mate has been eyeing up that fit bird behind the bar in PJ O'Brien's for ages but never had the balls to go up to her because...
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Crystal Balls 604

Aries YOU tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don’t give a shit about anyone. Most people hate you, but for some reason you couldn’t care less. You’re the type...
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Crystal Balls March 2012

Cancer That webcam you hid in the girls toilets gets discovered this month. What happens next is not pretty. Let's just say you'll have a stiletto scar in a sensitive area for the rest...
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Crystal Balls Horoscopes May 2013

Crystal's been playing with her old balls again to bring you the latest predictions of the things to happen in May. So check out your horoscope here... Cancer Poor old Cancer. Later this month, you catch...
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Crystal Balls Horoscopes April 2013

Our resident psychic Crystal is back this April with your horoscope, so check out what's in store for you this April. Capricorn Holy Harbour Bridge Batman! While out drinking in Sydney, you meet Burt Ward -...
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Crystal Balls Horoscopes June 2013

BBM's very own resident psychic, Crystal Balls, tells your fortune for the month in her very very special way... Capricorn You meet and fall in love with an Australian woman who is several years older than...
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Crystal Balls Horoscopes July 2013

BBM's very own resident psychic, Crystal Balls, tells your fortune for the month in her very very special way... Capricorn You go to the cinema to watch Life of Pi and completely miss the point. Instead of...
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Crystal Balls Horoscopes August 2013

BBM's very own resident psychic Crystal Balls tells your fortune for the month in her very, very special way... Leo You take your new girlfriend to Luna Park for a romantic ride on the big wheel....