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Defoe's Fantastic Five Puts Spurs In Cliché-land

BBM has absolutely no idea what cloud nine is, but the rest of the media is putting Tottenham on top of it so we...
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Ferguson Says England Are Shit. Sort Of.

PURPLE-NOSED whinge bag Alex Ferguson has come out and said what all Englishmen already know deep down but don't want to here said by...
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Lampard and van Persie Horsing Around The Treatment Room

IN such a power crazed world BBM goes to any length to remain one step ahead of the competition. Our morning routine, for instance,...
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Thierry Hand-ry

IT'S blame game time people. So who was at fault for Ireland not qualifying for the World Cup following THAT goal which we surely...
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Scotch on the rocks

CRAIG Levein's Macbeth-style rise to the Scottish throne seems assured following the bloody murder of King George Burley. Dundee United boss Levein, who cannot...
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Suck 'em and see – you in two months

PART football genius, part blubbering walrus, Diego Maradona, has been banned from football for two months by FIFA following his Fisherman's Friends inspired outburst...

Barnes goes R-wandering

MILLIONS dead through genocide. Three quarters of the population living in dire poverty. And just when the people of Rwanda thought...