GAME OF THE WEEK
Game of the week: Ivory Coast v Portugal.When: 11.30pm, June 15th.Why: It's the first big game in the Group of Death and a possible...
KNOW YOUR ENEMY
ALGERIA. They're supposed to be crap right? Well, frankly, you're not too far off the mark but don't expect us to hammer them. Their...
A BirdBrained Idea
WORLD Cup gamblers in South Africa who are presumably high on peyote have developed a fun new way to beat the bookies - smoking...
Diego-Ing All The Way
LIKE all good Englishmen, we love watching the Argies suffer.But even we feel slightly sorry for them and their frankly delusional beliefs that Diego...
Having A Roon Too Many
AS is always the way when there's a World cup on the horizon, businesses back in Britain decide to show their patriotism by cooking...
Filling In The Name Of
IF there's one thing this World Cup needs it's more exposure.Whether people are on the toilet, having sex or being held at gunpoint by...
Capello’s Wait Loss Plan For Scholes
SAY what you like about Paul Scholes, the word ‘gingernut' is always first in our mind, but he's a freaking good footballer.OK, he doesn't...
The Palace Of Lucky Bastards
CRYSTAL Palace officially became the jammiest bastards in the football league after coming within an hour of going bust - only to be saved...
Capello’s Shallow Pool
ALL the attention may be on the weekend's opening World Cup fixtures but this week's announcement of the final 23-man England squad has sent...
The Ego Has Landed
HE'S managed clubs all over Europe but there's one thing you can guarantee about a team coached by Jose Mourinho - it will always...