Carlo's Re-Bourne
EIGHT months after crockin' his noggin in a motorbike accident, Carlo ‘can he play for England?' Cudicini has made his return to the game....
SBS: Seriously Bloody Stupid
So, the World Cup has drawn to a close. And, apart from a few criticisms (bad refereeing, bad ball, those horns) it was generally...
Bully Not For You
JIMMY ‘no knees' Bullard appears to have fallen foul of Celtic's ‘pensioners only' transfer policy after his season-long loan move fell through. Celtic, who...
Return Of The Chosen One
Jose Mourinho has been missed in The Premiership. His wit, his passion, his wild arrogance and suave elegance. Not to mention his run-ins with...
Olly Goes Lightly
LIKE a rabbit caught in the headlights. Like Wayne Rooney at the World Cup. And like Lt Gormon at the start of Aliens when...
That’s Not Torr-N It
DESPITE hobbling off like Old Man Steptoe in the World Cup final, Chelsea are still keen on splashing the cash on Fernando Torres. Spain...
Cole's Real Deal
TOTAL arsehole Ashley Cole (pictured) will be a Real Madrid player next season, if Spanish keeper Iker Casillas's comments are anything to go by....
Roo Rests Up
DELIGHTED by his performances at the World Cup, Scotland fan Alex Ferguson is planning to give Wayne Rooney a well-earned rest for the start...
Bob Just The Job
THE Fulham Wildcats franchise are reportedly lining up a bid for USA soccer head coach Bob Bradley following Roy Hodgson's departure. Sven Goran Eriksson,...
Stars Ready for Sydney Festival of Football
World Cup stars all set for Sydney Festival of FootballSocceroos star Brett Emerton and New Zealand All Whites captain Ryan Nelsen todayreaffirmed their commitment...