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Lockstock and two smoking cods

Hollywood meatheads Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham are finally opening a chippy in LA. We for one are glad to be seemingly returning the...

Kim’s Fatty In The City

has recently told press that she "loved" gaining 20 pounds for her newest movie role ‘Meet Monica Velour'. We at BBM wish...

Nadine’s Scary Help

Girls Aloud star, Nadine C, has recently been cozying up to ex- Spice Girl Mel B to get some advice on her solo career....

Bextor’s Bullshit

One hit-wonder singer has sprouted out bullshit this week in the form of claiming that she gave birth to the iPod. Yeah,...
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Prices Baby Crisis

Katie Price's biological clock is ticking and has reportedly given her boyfriend of two seconds, a deadline to get her up the duff...
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Buying your Silence

Hasn't anyone told Charlie Sheen that paying them off will only encourage them. The Half-witted man recently handed $100 bill to a heckler in...

Being Franco with Us

AT least he’s honest, but it’s a tad alarming that James Franco doesn’t care if his Oscar hosting duties suck.   “If I...

Laughing to the Banksy

THE fun-police known as the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences have decided to stop the ratings bonanza that would’ve been Banksy accepting...

Flavor of Desperation

REMEMBER Flavor Flav? Is this guy still even famous?   His latest pathetic attempt at fame has landed him in a battle with the...