Hollywood meatheads Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham are finally opening a chippy in LA. We for one are glad to be seemingly returning the americanisation that has turned us into a nation of fat bastards and giving them a taste of their own medicine. So America, we may take your Macdonalds and Krispy Kremes but we raise you battered fish, chips and top with with mush peas.
Stick that in your fat pie hole and smoke it. Ooh let’s teach them about battered Mars bars, Yorkshire puddings and pasties and see if we can win the fat-off. And as for more celebrity restaurants appearing – bore off and stick to your day job.
